Insatiable in Appetite

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

(via rinnaleesa)

laughcentre:

peenstagram:

i ordered a pizza at 11:55pm on new years eve and then when the delivery guy came at 12:20 i told him my pizza should be free because i ordered it last year

was it free

(via the-penultimate-straw)

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

(via teacupfat)

car0line127:

kittencas:

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson:

bellatirx:

batmansbutt:

percybeth:

i was going to the bathroom when

i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid

it looks like a speedboat  

it’s an ass sink

so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what

OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN THERE

(via goddamnit-tegwyn)

keroot:

i think i’ve fallen in hate with you (◕‿◕✿)

(via agentcodywanks)

snorlaxatives:

my favorite mythical creature is nice people

(via green-satan)

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

(Source: teambeentohell, via green-satan)

liarnjamespayne:

in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go

(via the-perksofbeingugly)

ineedathneed:

birdarangs:

I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs

(via green-satan)

iguanamouth:

i read that as lions

remember who you are

(via agentcodywanks)

vvant:

*likes your personal post to let you know that im here for you bro*

(via awkwardbutsexy)