itsstuckyinmyhead:

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brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

theweaponofchoice:

making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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coopercinno:

#humerus

drvwhiskerstein:

the correct names for the buttons on a playstation controller

drvwhiskerstein:

the correct names for the buttons on a playstation controller