notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

trait:

trait:

trait:

THERES A FLASHMOB GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MALL

no wait its just a public zumba class

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life changing

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

certan:

this is my favorite picture of Kris Jenner

certan:

this is my favorite picture of Kris Jenner

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

deanbennie:

finding a new favorite character like

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johnhogandlittlemartin:

I am flower child now. Get over it, mom.

doingitforthevine:

trust is sending an ugly snapchat for ten seconds

whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up